Retro Gone Wrong

evil1 & Emily
Originally uploaded by brianvan.

Yeah, sure, I knew a little about the, you know, return of stirrup pants and all. But the combination of the black wifebeater, the heinous facial scruff, and the double-fisted PBRs is. not. working. Top that thing off with some retro white pumps and stick it on your grandma's couch, and you've got a potential blinding on your hands.

I'm just saying.