Aye, my mate, ye have ye old grog and ye old marlboro. . .

what to say about this?
Originally uploaded by dell stewart.

Oh, boy. Midieval buff or eighties retro wannabe? You decide.

fucking salesgirls at victoria's secret

It takes two hands...
Originally uploaded by DirtyRatBastard.

I TOLD YOU I DON'T NEED YOU TO CUSTOM FIT MY BRA FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

I totally loved this episode of six feet under

a night not remembered
Originally uploaded by larsdotslackerdotse.

you know, when nate took the ecstacy?

Those Thetas are so smart

Foam Party
Originally uploaded by pkastan.

they can totally party and wash their clothes/the skank off/secretly grope each other at the same time.

DIS EEZ DE SHEEEEEET, MY FRIEEEND!

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Originally uploaded by oskarlin.

I grow my moooostahhhch,I wear zee gooold chaaaains, and I have zee two beers! Weeymon, they love me!

Totally awesome costume, honey.

Hottest lobster evar
Originally uploaded by kungfulkoder.

Yes, I know that Halloween is the traditional time to be sexy -- sexy cop, sexy nurse, sexy construction worker, sexy physical therapist, sexy file clerk, whatever.

But this one is totally phoning it in. "Awww. . . I'll just, like, put on my red bra and tape some red paper to my wrists and then dance sexy all night. VOILA! LOBSTER!"

Let me show you how it's done, Chico.

Oops
Originally uploaded by Eric Kayne.

First, you drop your pencil. . . then, you tweak your nipple on the way back up. I've gotten laid so many times using that technique. . . I can't even tell you.

No, dude, I'm NOT GAY

Rip It Up!
Originally uploaded by Paul J Whaley.

Dude, I was just, like, ripping it up! You know! God, rip of some guy's shirts and they get all freaky on you. Dude, I think it's YOU that's gay.

um

Drunk And Disorderly
Originally uploaded by Kiki J.

which is bigger? the can or the package? also, oh, god, the blinding white thighs! the hair!

I can't stop looking.

Carry on.