Totally awesome costume, honey.

Hottest lobster evar
Originally uploaded by kungfulkoder.

Yes, I know that Halloween is the traditional time to be sexy -- sexy cop, sexy nurse, sexy construction worker, sexy physical therapist, sexy file clerk, whatever.

But this one is totally phoning it in. "Awww. . . I'll just, like, put on my red bra and tape some red paper to my wrists and then dance sexy all night. VOILA! LOBSTER!"