Colourful Characters @ the Moritzbastei, WGT 2006

Colourful Characters @ the Moritzbastei, WGT 2006
Originally uploaded by steeev.

OMG! SOMETHING IS GROWING OUT OF YOUR CHESTi

oh, wait. . . that's a chick.

So, You Can't Afford Silkscreening

waaa!
Originally uploaded by Polish Sausage Queen.

It's so much more ironic to scrawl "Easy Street" in sharpie on the tshirt you found in the alley.

Just paint something on. . .

Halloween, 2005
Originally uploaded by UrbanDorothy.

Babe. You don't need a shirt. You can just paint an outfit on. It's cool. Also, let's get out of here, right? Maybe, like, grab some coffee or a bj in the alley?

Robots plus monkeys plus drinks equals

awesome.

Seriously. . .

Biker Bar Circa 1986
Originally uploaded by kidplastik.

Everyone's going as Pete Doehrty for Halloween this year.

Jenny! Do Your Tara Reid Imitation!

Pink Undies?!
Originally uploaded by kidplastik.

I'll get Tim to pull up his shirt and you can make that awesome mouth vagina.

Aye, my mate, ye have ye old grog and ye old marlboro. . .

what to say about this?
Originally uploaded by dell stewart.

Oh, boy. Midieval buff or eighties retro wannabe? You decide.

fucking salesgirls at victoria's secret

It takes two hands...
Originally uploaded by DirtyRatBastard.

I TOLD YOU I DON'T NEED YOU TO CUSTOM FIT MY BRA FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

I totally loved this episode of six feet under

a night not remembered
Originally uploaded by larsdotslackerdotse.

you know, when nate took the ecstacy?

Those Thetas are so smart

Foam Party
Originally uploaded by pkastan.

they can totally party and wash their clothes/the skank off/secretly grope each other at the same time.

DIS EEZ DE SHEEEEEET, MY FRIEEEND!

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Originally uploaded by oskarlin.

I grow my moooostahhhch,I wear zee gooold chaaaains, and I have zee two beers! Weeymon, they love me!

Totally awesome costume, honey.

Hottest lobster evar
Originally uploaded by kungfulkoder.

Yes, I know that Halloween is the traditional time to be sexy -- sexy cop, sexy nurse, sexy construction worker, sexy physical therapist, sexy file clerk, whatever.

But this one is totally phoning it in. "Awww. . . I'll just, like, put on my red bra and tape some red paper to my wrists and then dance sexy all night. VOILA! LOBSTER!"

Let me show you how it's done, Chico.

Oops
Originally uploaded by Eric Kayne.

First, you drop your pencil. . . then, you tweak your nipple on the way back up. I've gotten laid so many times using that technique. . . I can't even tell you.

No, dude, I'm NOT GAY

Rip It Up!
Originally uploaded by Paul J Whaley.

Dude, I was just, like, ripping it up! You know! God, rip of some guy's shirts and they get all freaky on you. Dude, I think it's YOU that's gay.

um

Drunk And Disorderly
Originally uploaded by Kiki J.

which is bigger? the can or the package? also, oh, god, the blinding white thighs! the hair!

I can't stop looking.

Carry on.

FUCK, YEAH

boogie
Originally uploaded by &y.

I may be 38 and wearing a thrift store suit, but I STILL GOT IT, BABY! Chicks dig my moves, oh, yeah. I am drinking scotch on the ROCKS TONIGHT, BABY!

Retro Gone Wrong

evil1 & Emily
Originally uploaded by brianvan.

Yeah, sure, I knew a little about the, you know, return of stirrup pants and all. But the combination of the black wifebeater, the heinous facial scruff, and the double-fisted PBRs is. not. working. Top that thing off with some retro white pumps and stick it on your grandma's couch, and you've got a potential blinding on your hands.

I'm just saying.